it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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