these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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