i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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