Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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