I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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