if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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