don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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