my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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