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You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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