i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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