I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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