Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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