do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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