Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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