I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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