im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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