due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
