You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he shaved USA in his pubs
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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