So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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