I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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