i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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