Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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