Please, let me fuck your mom
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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