I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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