I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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