now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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