The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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