i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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