suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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