oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Damn victory sex feels great
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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