I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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