So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
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there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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