Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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