Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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