Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
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