i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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