do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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