we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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