Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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