Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
where are you?
Hypothermia
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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