if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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