its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize