have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
The feeling are messing with the penis
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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