i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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