I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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