garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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