i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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