ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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