I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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