I don't think brook has ever known best
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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