she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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