I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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