So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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