he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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